Swipe Emperor

All four dials pinned to the max. Pure, uncut dopamine brain. You want it loud, you decide in three seconds, you cannot wait one, and you cannot sit still for five minutes. The upside: you know all of this about yourself.

• You pick up your phone "just to look something up" and put it down forty minutes later
• You watch things at double speed and still skip ahead
• You have never once survived "one more video" before bed

You fall fast — alarmingly fast — but five minutes without a reply is unbearable. Whether you can sit with someone else's pace is the whole game. It gets harder after you are together, not easier.

You invite people out on impulse. You reply instantly, but three conversations run at once. You are genuinely great company — the plans just fall apart on the day.

Only short loops with fast payouts survive. Daily login rewards and short videos suit you far too well, which is why the big RPG is still sitting there unplayed.

A sale notification opens your wallet. "Today only" works on you every time, and you could not name how many subscriptions you are paying for. Next month's statement surprises you. Again.

• ほどほど必要な刺激の濃さFull Blast

  Faint signals bore you. Something has to be happening.

• じっくり見切りの速さNext, Please

  You bail fast. The second it is not working, you are out.

• 耐えられる待てるかどうかCannot Wait

  You want it now. Even thirty seconds of nothing is too long.

• 集中できる注意の持続Wanders Off

  You cannot stay on one thing. You look up already doing another.