Philosopher of the Unread Pile

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Philosopher of the Unread Pile

You are thinking hard. You are not listening.

  • Dopamine
  • Judicious
  • Tolerant
  • Kinetic

You want stimulation but feel no rush, and you think things through. Your attention goes wherever it likes, though, so what is in your head and what is in front of you rarely match.

Who you are

What the four axes add up to

You want stimulation but feel no rush, and you think things through properly. Your range of ideas is unusually wide, and you connect things that have no business being connected. People often say you are interesting to talk to.

Your attention, though, goes wherever it likes. What is in your head and what is in front of you rarely match, so you drift off halfway through conversations, and everything you started at once is stalled at the same halfway point.

The number of ideas and the number you started do not match. Some part of you is satisfied at the moment of thinking of it, and you are dimly aware of that. The unplayed games and the unread books have the same cause.

Narrowing it to one thing changes your output overnight. One item, on paper. Writing two voids it. Nothing less extreme touches this constitution.

Where this type sits

  • Dドバドバ薄い刺激では物足りない。常に何かが起きていてほしい
  • Jじっくり最後まで付き合う。結論を急がない
  • T耐えられる先送りにできる。地道な積み上げが効く
  • K気が散る一つに留まれない。気づくと別のことを始めている

Sound familiar?

  • Halfway through a conversation you are thinking about something else entirely
  • Everything you started at once is stalled at the same halfway point
  • You have plenty of ideas and no memory of starting any of them

Still a strength

Unusually wide range of ideas. You connect things that have no business being connected.

The pitfall

You rarely start. Narrowing it to one thing changes your output overnight.

PRESCRIPTION

Doppadopa Brain Clinic

Patient

TAKE

One thing for today, handwritten

DIRECTIONS
Dosage
Once each morning. One item on paper. Writing two voids the prescription.
Effect
You actually start. One thing usually gets finished.
Side effects
Multiple reports indicate that writing three results in zero

This prescription has no medical force whatsoever

How you are in love

Where the intensity and the impatience show

You are genuinely interesting to be around. Your reactions to what other people say run thin, though, and that reads as coldness.

How you are with friends

Plans, replies, and distance

Fun to talk to. Half of what the other person says goes elsewhere. You are a poor listener, so you click best with people who like to talk.

How you are with games

What you stay with, and when you stop

A large unplayed backlog. Some part of you is satisfied at the moment of purchase, and you are dimly aware of this.

How it shows in your money

The shape your losses take

You think about wanting something for so long that you forget about it. This is why you do not overspend. It is also why you forget to buy things you need.

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This quiz is for fun. "Dopagaki" is internet slang, not a medical diagnosis. The result has no clinical basis and says nothing about your health.